What to Do when You’re Hot


Scene: Spent the day at Busch Gardens for my older daughter’s birthday. 92 Degrees. Humid. Frizzy Hair. H.O.T.

In the car, pulling out of the parking lot…

Riley: {Raises Hand} I have a great idea!

Us: Yeah? What’s that?

Riley: Let’s go home and see me naked.

Touche’ kid, touche’. It was hot as hades and nobody’s judging. Nobody.

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