The Truth about Vegans?

While scrolling through available movies, Avery spotted a movie with the word Virgin in it.

Avery: What does Virgin mean?

Me: Someone who has never had sex before.

Avery: What??!?!?! I thought a virgin didn’t eat meat!

Me: {LOTS AND LOTS of snorts, hysterical laughter, tears and belly holding}

As I was attempting to recover (total Mom fail, FYI), she then tells me how glad she is that she didn’t ask our neighbor/friend, who has been eliminating meat from her diet, if she was a virgin.

I died again.

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