Things We Say in Goodwill

While in a local Goodwill today, looking at Halloween stuff, Riley spotted a pretty princess costume and loudly exclaimed, “Mom! That dress is off the hook!”


I composed myself and we continued down the aisle until an employee paused, stared at Riley, did the little aisle shuffle to get around us and said, “Hi, cutie pie!”

Once the employee was out of earshot, Riley deadpanned, “Well…that was awkward.”

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