Not Quite a Makeup Artist

After not napping for several hours, I decided to check on her.

Crayon Makeup | thelaughingseahorse.com

Damnit! Did she fling poo again?

Nope.

OMG, is she bleeding?!?!?

Nope. (but she did do a damn good job of making me believe she was…lots of crying and dramatic effect as a valiant attempt to distract me from the truth.)

Is it makeup?

Close.

Crayon. A brown crayon.

How exactly does one get a crayon to color their skin like this? She’s got mad skills, yo.

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